Being Knitworthy

Every knitter has it — the knitworthy list.

It’s always been hard to get on my list and it’s only gotten harder as the years pass.  Just because I can do something, doesn’t mean I want to or that I ever will, so don’t ask!  That’s rule #1 of being knitworthy.  Coincidentally, it’s also rule #2 of Fight Club being knitworthy, DON’T ASK.

So how does one become knitworthy?  First you have to realize that knitting takes time, a whole lotta precious time, it takes patience and time, to do it right.  You also have to realize that it takes money, a whole lotta spending money, plenty of money, to do it right. (And it helps if you know that’s a George Harrison reference!)

After that, it’s like winning the lottery.  You need to be at the place where my inspiration, your birthday and jupiter all align.  Once you’re on the knitworthy list though, there are some things you can do stay on the list, like show your appreciation through photos!  I love seeing my knits in action shots.

I was blessed this weekend with lots of knitterly appreciation!  First, my sister sent me pictures of her silly, dress-up loving cats in their new hats…


As if that didn’t tickle my fancy enough, I was treated to an entire album of photos featuring my old pal Roscoe.  Roscoe went to live with a little friend of mine.  Little Friend’s Dad went on a business trip to Shanghai and Roscoe tagged along, Flat Stanley style!

Roscoe went sightseeing.  He went to restaurants.  He went to work.  He posed for pictures with all of Dad’s coworkers…several times over!  Yes, Roscoe had a grand old time.

And that, my friends, is how you stay on the knitworthy list!  It takes serious commitment but then again, so does knitting!


A Little Batty


A poorly timed evening nap left me awake all night and things got a little batty! 


A little yellow batty, that is!  I finally cracked open Rebecca Danger’s 50 Yards of Fun!  I’ve never been a toy knitter but cuteness like this is hard to resist!  The secret to success with these little stuffies is their seamless construction!  No fuss knitting several pieces and sewing them together!  I love it!  You just pick up stitches directly from the body…


Not only is it dead simple, the results are gorgeous!  No weird joins from awkwardly sewn seams!  There is zero chance I could get neat, even seams sewn like this…


It’s amazing!  Not to mention, just exactly the kind of thing Rocky loves…


By that I mean, practicing his side eye!  Until I reminded him, at least it’s not Dress Like A Unicorn Day again.  I was not kidding about that!


He agreed and cooperated after that!


I think this must be his ‘please, get a job or at least leave the house’ look!  He’s such a poor, tortured baby.  Can’t you tell?  ;)



Roscoe got FO’d!

This week’s FO is super exciting!  I’m really pleased with how Roscoe the stripey pants monster turned out!  Attaching limbs and stitching facial features are chores to me.  Rebecca Danger’s pattern made it really easy though!  I loved the process, I loved the outcome and I think I’m even going to love going to a 3 year old’s birthday party!  (this is definitely a first for me!)


I’m hoping for a cranky, fickle 3 year old!  That way, she won’t notice when I sneak Roscoe back into my own bag and smuggle him home with me!  ‘Taking candy from a baby’ isn’t just an expression, right?


I made a few modifications to the pattern.  The idea of fingering weight yarn on size one needles did not appeal to me.  Instead, I held the yarn double (Debbie Bliss Baby Cashmerino) and used a size 4 needle.  The result was a tight, dense fabric, perfect to keep the stuffing from peeking though!  Given my time limitations, I made my Roscoe shorter than the pattern called for.  I knit roughly 2/3 of the prescribed rows.  Monsters are highly customizable, after all!


(Just in case you’re still reading, I’m not really going to steal the kids birthday present.  I promise.  I’m only going to think about it!  I think I’ll make a tissue box monster for myself instead!)


(Also, did you know you can favorite your own projects on Ravelry now…Yes, I had to do it!  At least I think it’s a new feature…I’m pretty sure I would have done it at least once before now, if that was the case!)

Monster Mash

A quickie today, while my internet is still up!  Nothing like spotty service to help get chores done though!  Not only have I taken out the trash but I even washed the filter from the vacuum this morning?!?  Seriously…who am I?  The biggest secret to getting lots of knitting done is definitely neglect anything that even remotely resembles housework!!  It works really well for me!

Anyhow…the knitting!  I wanted to whip something quick for a 3 year old’s birthday party this weekend!  Take the Acid Green Debbie Bliss Baby Cashmerino I couldn’t resist a couple weeks back and add in Rebecca Danger’s Knit a Monster Nursery Book that I also love and the result is perfect!


I absolutely adore the nearly seamless construction of Rebecca’s monsters!  I’m bad at that stuff so minimal is best!


Can’t wait to see his personality come out with arms and a face!